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from $35.00
Every legend has an origin story. Around here, the best ones usually kick off with a bottle, a crew, and a few harmless Shenanigans. This hoodie is for the storytellers, the memory-makers, and anyone who knows that life’s most unforgettable moments rarely start with a salad.
Rocking our ridiculous bold graphic, this hoodie is your go-to for late-night laughs, campfire confessions, and spontaneous adventures. Super comfy and made to last—because the best shenanigans are always unscripted.
Striking “The Best Stories Start With a Bottle” design
Cozy, mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort
Unisex fit—made for rebels of every kind
Durable print that stands up to whatever you get into
Wear it, share it, and start your next story. Just don’t forget the bottle.
True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rocking our ridiculous bold graphic, this hoodie is your go-to for late-night laughs, campfire confessions, and spontaneous adventures. Super comfy and made to last—because the best shenanigans are always unscripted.
Striking “The Best Stories Start With a Bottle” design
Cozy, mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort
Unisex fit—made for rebels of every kind
Durable print that stands up to whatever you get into
Wear it, share it, and start your next story. Just don’t forget the bottle.
True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Every legend has an origin story. Around here, the best ones usually kick off with a bottle, a crew, and a few harmless Shenanigans. This hoodie is for the storytellers, the memory-makers, and anyone who knows that life’s most unforgettable moments rarely start with a salad.
Rocking our ridiculous bold graphic, this hoodie is your go-to for late-night laughs, campfire confessions, and spontaneous adventures. Super comfy and made to last—because the best shenanigans are always unscripted.
Striking “The Best Stories Start With a Bottle” design
Cozy, mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort
Unisex fit—made for rebels of every kind
Durable print that stands up to whatever you get into
Wear it, share it, and start your next story. Just don’t forget the bottle.
True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Rocking our ridiculous bold graphic, this hoodie is your go-to for late-night laughs, campfire confessions, and spontaneous adventures. Super comfy and made to last—because the best shenanigans are always unscripted.
Striking “The Best Stories Start With a Bottle” design
Cozy, mid-weight fabric for year-round comfort
Unisex fit—made for rebels of every kind
Durable print that stands up to whatever you get into
Wear it, share it, and start your next story. Just don’t forget the bottle.
True-to-size cut, smooth cotton face, and ideal for layering or lounging. Your new go-to, no matter the forecast.
• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester
• Heather Gray is 70% cotton, 30% recycled polyester
• Charcoal and Oatmeal Heather are 60% cotton, 40% recycled polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.25 oz./yd.² (280 g/m²)
• 100% cotton face
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Double-needle topstitch on all seams
• Kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs and waistband
• Dyed-to-match drawcords with tipped ends and metal eyelets
• Under 5% shrinkage
• Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: Size up for a looser fit.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!